Okay, so I've had my share of married men. I know, I know, that's a big NO. But on my defense, I didn't know that they were married. Well, a few of them, anyways. I knew one was, but fell head over heels, anyways. So here are some tips.
1. Make sure you know that he and his wife are separated.
2. If he can cheat on his wife, he can cheat on you too, so are you ready?
3. If he only calls you from his home phone, or through the internet, he's probably married.
4. Ask him about why his relationship with his wife is broken
5. Ask if you can be friends with his wife, and let her know. If she can know, then it's probably a mutually broken up relationship. If not, you got yourself a "player".
6. Getting away from him by not talking to him is probably the best way to get over him.
7. It's probably better to establish an open relationship with him.
8. If he's not willing to divorce his wife, he's not worth it.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
MAKING OUT!
There's always a question about how to make out, especially since your significant other is not likely to tell you you're terrible at it. So here's a few tips to make it right, or to make your boyfriend/girlfriend get it right, or to get from them how they want to be kissed.
-Avoid using too much tongue, that's WAY too sloppy.
-Don't TAKE THEIR ENTIRE LIPS WITH YOUR MOUTH. That's disgusting, and not very romantic.
-Unless you two haven't seen each other in a while, or are in a really heated moment, don't tackle their lips, it can easily make you two lose your balances. So if attempted, make sure there's a bed or couch or something nearby.
-If you don't like the way they kiss, just say, "I like it when I'm kissed _________" It makes things a lot less awkward, and you can be satisfied, next time.
-Go ahead and ask, "How do you like to be kissed?" Make the kiss enjoyable for him/her! And you'd be a lot more comfortable kissing them, knowing they like the way you kiss.
-Don't just keep your lips there like a dead fish, at least add a bit of pressure!
-Don't jam your tongue in there, that's awkward!
-Everyone's mouths tastes different, so it might take a lot of time to get used to. To make it easier for him/her to get used to your taste, have some type of candy (not mint) in your mouth the first few times; it'd taste better, without fully overpowering the taste of YOU.
-Everyone's kissing style is different, so if your past partner liked to have a little nibble on the lip, it doesn't mean your current partner likes it, too.
-Change it up, sometimes. It's exciting.
-Teeth on teeth can hurt, but if it's during a really heated moment, it's hot. But then again, that's just me.
-Play around with things, experiment a bit. You might find some new fetish your partner has when making out. ;)
That's it for now, everyone! I'll post more later!
-Avoid using too much tongue, that's WAY too sloppy.
-Don't TAKE THEIR ENTIRE LIPS WITH YOUR MOUTH. That's disgusting, and not very romantic.
-Unless you two haven't seen each other in a while, or are in a really heated moment, don't tackle their lips, it can easily make you two lose your balances. So if attempted, make sure there's a bed or couch or something nearby.
-If you don't like the way they kiss, just say, "I like it when I'm kissed _________" It makes things a lot less awkward, and you can be satisfied, next time.
-Go ahead and ask, "How do you like to be kissed?" Make the kiss enjoyable for him/her! And you'd be a lot more comfortable kissing them, knowing they like the way you kiss.
-Don't just keep your lips there like a dead fish, at least add a bit of pressure!
-Don't jam your tongue in there, that's awkward!
-Everyone's mouths tastes different, so it might take a lot of time to get used to. To make it easier for him/her to get used to your taste, have some type of candy (not mint) in your mouth the first few times; it'd taste better, without fully overpowering the taste of YOU.
-Everyone's kissing style is different, so if your past partner liked to have a little nibble on the lip, it doesn't mean your current partner likes it, too.
-Change it up, sometimes. It's exciting.
-Teeth on teeth can hurt, but if it's during a really heated moment, it's hot. But then again, that's just me.
-Play around with things, experiment a bit. You might find some new fetish your partner has when making out. ;)
That's it for now, everyone! I'll post more later!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
GIRLS!
Okay, so here are some tips for girls:
-Stop wearing all that make up, boys are afraid it'll flake off on them.
-Red lipstick? It's sexy on stage. It's sexy in the camera. It's not sexy when you're supposed to make out with him.
-Sex on the first date? That's a one night stand. Sex on the second date? Too sleazy, boys don't want their girlfriends to have had too many boys.
-Mystery is sexy. Cover something up.
-Ask him on a date, sometimes. It's intimidating having to do ALL the asking. And planning.
-Give him something, a little present, when he asks you to a dance. It's courteous, and gives a good impression.
-Don't insist he pays for everything, that makes you seem like a gold digger. If he doesn't pay for the first date, because he wanted to "go Dutch", it's not as if you'd keep him around, anyways. Just pay for a little sometimes!
-You don't have to spend a lot on him, presents-wise. Give him a little something, and something sentimental. Chances are, it's a more liked gift, anyways.
-Don't cling on to him. Boys need their space.
-The movies where the girls are walking in slow motion and flicking their hair? That's trick of camera, not an actual trick that works. All that does is increase your chances of tripping, or flipping your hair into places hair shouldn't go. Like a fan. Ouch.
-Don't kiss and tell. That makes him lose interest.
-Don't give him your name right away, put something like "Call and you'll see" next to your number. Mysterious, and the curious boy will call.
-Play it cool, like a guy. I'm sure guys don't want girls squealing like hamsters over them.
-Go ahead and pretend bump your palm into his. If he likes you, it'd be pushing him ahead. If he doesn't, then he won't hold your hand, and you can just say "Sorry!" as if it were an accident.
that's it for now, i'll add more later.
-Stop wearing all that make up, boys are afraid it'll flake off on them.
-Red lipstick? It's sexy on stage. It's sexy in the camera. It's not sexy when you're supposed to make out with him.
-Sex on the first date? That's a one night stand. Sex on the second date? Too sleazy, boys don't want their girlfriends to have had too many boys.
-Mystery is sexy. Cover something up.
-Ask him on a date, sometimes. It's intimidating having to do ALL the asking. And planning.
-Give him something, a little present, when he asks you to a dance. It's courteous, and gives a good impression.
-Don't insist he pays for everything, that makes you seem like a gold digger. If he doesn't pay for the first date, because he wanted to "go Dutch", it's not as if you'd keep him around, anyways. Just pay for a little sometimes!
-You don't have to spend a lot on him, presents-wise. Give him a little something, and something sentimental. Chances are, it's a more liked gift, anyways.
-Don't cling on to him. Boys need their space.
-The movies where the girls are walking in slow motion and flicking their hair? That's trick of camera, not an actual trick that works. All that does is increase your chances of tripping, or flipping your hair into places hair shouldn't go. Like a fan. Ouch.
-Don't kiss and tell. That makes him lose interest.
-Don't give him your name right away, put something like "Call and you'll see" next to your number. Mysterious, and the curious boy will call.
-Play it cool, like a guy. I'm sure guys don't want girls squealing like hamsters over them.
-Go ahead and pretend bump your palm into his. If he likes you, it'd be pushing him ahead. If he doesn't, then he won't hold your hand, and you can just say "Sorry!" as if it were an accident.
that's it for now, i'll add more later.
Monday, June 15, 2009
BOYS!
Here are some dating tips for guys:
-When girls ask obvious questions like, "Why would you want a kiss?", she wants to get a CUTE ANSWER so that she can feel better about your relationship.
-When you give answers over the internet that seem bland, they THINK and they get scared.
-Every girl tries to act tough when you're with another girl, but believe me, they get jealous. Include her in some of your conversations with other girls. Not just verbally, but ask her to give input!
-The above is ESPECIALLY true when they're in a bad mood.
-If you start relying on her friend to get to her, she'll eventually feel like you like her friend.
-When a girl is mysterious, guys give their attention. When a guy is mysterious, the girl feels lied to, or unworthy of the truth. So be straightforward!
-When she laughs at your jokes, it doesn't mean she likes you, or you have a chance. It just means you got a laugh out of her.
-Your cockiness makes her feel like she's below you.
-CALL HER BACK if she calls and you're too busy. Even if you pick up the phone. NOT calling back makes her feel INSIGNIFICANT.
-If you get off the phone with her, don't talk to someone else online. It makes her feel like you just didn't want to talk to her. Rude, much?
-Tease her, don't patronize her. The first one is cute; she can tease you back. Patronizing her makes her feel belittled.
-Buy her random cheap gifts every time you go out. Then, you probably don't have to take her some place expensive for dinner.
-Most importantly, TALK TO HER. Don't expect her to know what's up.
-Invite her to your little outings with your family or friends! Don't just date between the two of you, that's boring!
-Call her every day at around the same time, even if it's just a quick, "I just called to say hi." It makes her feel stable.
that's it for now, I'm sure I'll add more later
-When girls ask obvious questions like, "Why would you want a kiss?", she wants to get a CUTE ANSWER so that she can feel better about your relationship.
-When you give answers over the internet that seem bland, they THINK and they get scared.
-Every girl tries to act tough when you're with another girl, but believe me, they get jealous. Include her in some of your conversations with other girls. Not just verbally, but ask her to give input!
-The above is ESPECIALLY true when they're in a bad mood.
-If you start relying on her friend to get to her, she'll eventually feel like you like her friend.
-When a girl is mysterious, guys give their attention. When a guy is mysterious, the girl feels lied to, or unworthy of the truth. So be straightforward!
-When she laughs at your jokes, it doesn't mean she likes you, or you have a chance. It just means you got a laugh out of her.
-Your cockiness makes her feel like she's below you.
-CALL HER BACK if she calls and you're too busy. Even if you pick up the phone. NOT calling back makes her feel INSIGNIFICANT.
-If you get off the phone with her, don't talk to someone else online. It makes her feel like you just didn't want to talk to her. Rude, much?
-Tease her, don't patronize her. The first one is cute; she can tease you back. Patronizing her makes her feel belittled.
-Buy her random cheap gifts every time you go out. Then, you probably don't have to take her some place expensive for dinner.
-Most importantly, TALK TO HER. Don't expect her to know what's up.
-Invite her to your little outings with your family or friends! Don't just date between the two of you, that's boring!
-Call her every day at around the same time, even if it's just a quick, "I just called to say hi." It makes her feel stable.
that's it for now, I'm sure I'll add more later
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